3 posts tagged “arihara kanna”

Huh? A beard?

You know, I did ask for inappropriate pics with Kanna, but this isn't what I had in mind. Is it too soon to dub her the "Tila Tequila of JPop"? When would be the right time?

I'll be honest with you, I don't really seem to care about this relationship. I've made no secret of the fact that I don't really like Kanna, but in spite of that I still hope they don't kick her out, or punish her in any way really. I would like to see the absurd "no boyfriends" rule go away, so that when Okai gets a boyfriend (or gets caught with her current beau) it isn't viewed as a big deal. Then again, if Kanna gets kicked to the curb I'm sure that would mean a few more solo lines tossed Chisato's way... This is a tough choice... Unfortunately, I am not in charge of these decisions. If I were, there would've been no Kanna in the first place, which retroactively shows my good judgment. Do you think that would be enough to get a job as C-ute's manager? Probably not, huh?

Oh well. Good luck to the couple I guess. I think the guy is pretty lucky, I mean, scoring a chick whose one talent is "my body is flexible" and who doesn't seem completely adverse to the basic premise of a three-way, namely, another girl. Shit, if I could get that I'd be willing to overlook a lot of things. Blood sacrifices to Baal? That's cool with me, if you're willing to call up some of your more open minded girlfriends. Well, maybe I'm the only one that thinks like that, but I seriously doubt it.

Anyway, if this is a world where Tsunku♂ can get married (to a woman) and have kids, then I guess anything is possible.

*Yawn* Wake me when she's pregnant.

WTF Kanna's a lesbian? How the fuck did I miss this information? That is what I get for skipping over every discussion that involves Kanna. There are certain things in this world that I love: I love H!P, I love girl-on-girl action and I love U-15. Kanna has the potential to achieve the trifecta! This is almost enough to make me start liking her. So, I'll support you Kanna; embrace your inner muff-diver, take her out and see how she feels, I'll bet she's soft and inviting. If photos of her hooking up with some Eggs or something start showing up, she'll immediately get bumped into my fave 5. Until then, nothing has really changed.

Though... I'll have to admit that this revalation leaves me feeling... kind of resentful. Not only does Kanna get to bathe with C-ute, but she gets to find it sexually gratifying as well; that's just not fair. Not only does she get to see Nakajima Saki naked, but she gets to squeeze into a small tub with her too, pressing her bare flesh against Saki's glistening, soap slick skin. The very least she could do is provide some pictures of it for the rest of us. That's just basic human decency: if you have a bounty of something that others have a debilitating lack of, you share the wealth. Now, I don't need food aid, I can live without eating for a few weeks, but I have a hard time carrying on without some of what she can offer. As a marxist, I am appalled by her desire to hoard things for herself, and as human being, I am appalled by her apparent indifference to the suffering of others. Damn it Kanna, if I got to bathe with a member of C-ute I would show you pics. Even if you didn't ask. Haven't you heard of "doing unto others as they would do unto you"? Now I have a new reason to dislike Kanna, she's stingy.

Seriously though, it does change the way I view certain things. Like the Little Gatas penalty kick competition for example.

C-ute is on a TV program taking turns attempting penalty kicks. So, Saki comes up and duffs her kick. Then, as you might expect from her, she goes crying to the others for support. Kanna gives her a consoling hug then takes her right hand from Saki's back and moves it to her butt. I'd thought that this was pretty hot before, but now that I know that Kanna really was copping a feel I don't know what to think. In the past, I just considered it a delusion of my perverted mind, now I view it as an act born out of someone's feelings and emotions. I can't get off to feelings! I may be gay, but I'm not a woman. Such things don't interest me.

If Kanna takes being gay and makes it a central part of her image as an idol I'm all for that, it sounds interesting after all. I'm not sure how she would do it given the quasi forbidden nature of idol sexuality, but I think it could be done. When she gets asked what type of guy she likes, she could respond, "one with ovaries". Brilliant! Anyway Kanna, if you're gay, be gay. Don't hold it in. Being repressed and introverted is not a winning formula for an idol.